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IamCrissy
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Date Posted:07/13/2005 12:14 AMCopy HTML

FEMALE PRAYER Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait forweeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what toanswer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to noend, And always be my very best friend. Amen. MALE PRAYER I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs whoowns a liquor store and a bass boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh*t. AmenAs AttachmentAs Inline Text
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crissycrankscars Share to: Facebook Twitter MSN linkedin google yahoo #1
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Re:prayers

Date Posted:07/13/2005 2:57 AMCopy HTML

sounds too good to be true.
Send your letters of support to our troops!
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Re:prayers

Date Posted:07/13/2005 8:53 PMCopy HTML

must be referring to the female prayer not the male prayer then lol
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Re:prayers

Date Posted:07/23/2005 9:55 PMCopy HTML

Sounds like someone is getting a bad attitude!!!  


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