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IamCrissy
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Date Posted:09/30/2004 9:03 PMCopy HTML

Quick Joke 1Two blondes living in Texas were sitting on a bench talking and the one blonde says to the other. "What do you think is farther, Florida or the moon? " The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooooooooooooo.... can you see Florida?"Quick Joke 2A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear." "Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But. what happened to your other ear?" "The son of a bitch called back."
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I"ll serve you,
but don"t start anything."
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Re:more blonde abuse

Date Posted:09/30/2004 9:06 PMCopy HTML

wow crissy are you reeally a blonde? cause if you can tell jokes like thant and do great pumping also i really wonder...........

hope i can remember them two for my weekend at camp

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Re:more blonde abuse

Date Posted:10/03/2004 12:30 AMCopy HTML

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Quick Joke 1Two blondes living in Texas were sitting on a bench talking and the one blonde says to the other. "What do you think is farther, Florida or the moon? " The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooooooooooooo.... can you see Florida?"Quick Joke 2A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.""Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But. what happened to your other ear?" "The son of a bitch called back."
ROTGLMAO  I love those!!!! I get ya'lls blond jokes and tell them to my boss.....(His wife is a blond)
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Re:more blonde abuse

Date Posted:10/04/2004 12:14 AMCopy HTML

natural blonde...

 

splains' a lot!

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I"ll serve you,
but don"t start anything."
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Re:more blonde abuse

Date Posted:10/07/2004 10:15 AMCopy HTML

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natural blonde...splains' a lot!
I will say this, My bosses wife is a natural blonde too, but she is one of the smartest ladies I know!!! (It is fun to pick though!)
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Date Posted:10/07/2004 9:35 PMCopy HTML

Sneaky, how do you know your boss

s wife is a natural blonde? now i know why they you call yourself sneaky (LOL)

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Date Posted:10/08/2004 8:58 AMCopy HTML

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Sneaky, how do you know your bosss wife is a natural blonde? now i know why they you call yourself sneaky (LOL)
Sneaky never tells all of his secrets!!!!!!!!!!!! ROTGLMAO
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Five blonde women enter a bar and order a bottle of champagne and ten glasses from the bartender. They go and occupy a table, set a small framed picture in the middle, and start "high fiving" and dancing around the table chanting, "51 days!51 days!". A few minutes later, five more blondes enter the bar and join the others at the table. There is much laughing and merriment, alternating with the ritual chanting of, "51 days! 51 days!". Finally, the bartender can no longer control his curiosity and he strolls over to the table to see what is going on. In the center is a picture of the cookie monster in a frame. When the bartender asks what the celebration is all about, one of the women says, "We were all tired of the blonde jokes about how dumb we are, so we got together and put this puzzle together. On the package it said '2 to 4 years', but we all worked together and put the puzzle together in 51 days!"

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Date Posted:10/09/2004 10:29 PMCopy HTML

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Five blonde women enter a bar and order a bottle of champagne and ten glasses from the bartender. They go and occupy a table, set a small framed picture in the middle, and start "high fiving" and dancing around the table chanting, "51 days!51 days!". A few minutes later, five more blondes enter the bar and join the others at the table. There is much laughing and merriment, alternating with the ritual chanting of, "51 days! 51 days!". Finally, the bartender can no longer control his curiosity and he strolls over to the table to see what is going on. In the center is a picture of the cookie monster in a frame. When the bartender asks what the celebration is all about, one of the women says, "We were all tired of the blonde jokes about how dumb we are, so we got together and put this puzzle together. On the package it said '2
LMAO, well they showed us didn't they!!! LMAO
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Date Posted:10/10/2004 6:28 PMCopy HTML

5AM here and i cracked up so hard on this one I woke up my girl friend

oh yeah chinese proverb

girl who hang upside down has crack up

 

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Re:more blonde abuse

Date Posted:06/19/2005 9:14 PMCopy HTML

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Sneaky, how do you know your bosss wife is a natural blonde? now i know why they you call yourself sneaky (LOL)

Sneaky never tells all of his secrets!!!!!!!!!!!! ROTGLMAO

 

There's only ONE sure fire way of telling a natural blonde!!!...................(no clues boys!)

Oooops! - I"m stuck!! My tires are spinning in the mud!!!!
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Re:more blonde abuse

Date Posted:06/27/2005 8:37 AMCopy HTML

Yep!! Sneaky never tells....(But when you are around the same group of people for over 10 years...you get to know things!!)
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Re:more blonde abuse

Date Posted:06/27/2005 11:21 PMCopy HTML

I am a natural blonde, as a kid even what would be called a platinum blonde....yet things in the nether world might beg to disagree....And I have dark brown eyes, and brown eyebrows....go figure!

 

there are exceptions to every rule!!!

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but don"t start anything."
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Re:more blonde abuse

Date Posted:06/28/2005 11:47 PMCopy HTML

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I am a natural blonde, as a kid even what would be called a platinum blonde....yet things in the nether world might beg to disagree....And I have dark brown eyes, and brown eyebrows....go figure!there are exceptions to every rule!!!
So am I, but I got the blue eyes and blonde eyebrows 
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Re:more blonde abuse

Date Posted:06/29/2005 9:56 PMCopy HTML

and the thigh high boots (LOL)


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