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sneakydude2000
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Date Posted:12/30/2004 8:13 AMCopy HTML

What do a limp penis and a rattle snake have in common?
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Re:What do?

Date Posted:12/31/2004 11:07 PMCopy HTML

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What do a limp penis and a rattle snake have in common?
Answer??....You don't "screw" with either one of them....
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Re:What do?

Date Posted:12/31/2004 11:23 PMCopy HTML

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I"ll serve you,
but don"t start anything."
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Re:What do?

Date Posted:01/08/2005 12:55 PMCopy HTML

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Reply to : sneakydude2000What do a limp penis and a rattle snake have in common?Answer??....You don't "screw" with either one of them....
OK pup, ya get a 'T' bone for that one
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Re:What do?

Date Posted:01/08/2005 11:12 PMCopy HTML

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Reply to : sneakydude2000Reply to : sneakydude2000What do a limp penis and a rattle snake have in common?Answer??....You don't "screw" with either one of them....OK pup, ya get a 'T' bone for that one
RUFF!! WOOF!!...
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Re:What do?

Date Posted:01/09/2005 12:19 AMCopy HTML

 little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.

"Not yet." said the little boy.

His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his chores.

Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig.

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. No milk or nothing!

"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.

"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk.:

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat as he's walking into the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile and says, "Are you going to tell him or should I?"

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ROTGLMAO!!! Ice that is too funny!!!


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