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IamCrissy
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Date Posted:02/03/2005 11:34 PMCopy HTML

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?Answer: Princess Diana's death.Question: How come?Answer: An English princesswith an Egyptian boyfriendcrashes in a French tunnel,driving a German carwith a Dutch engine,driven by a Belgian who was drunkon Scottish whisky,followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,on Japanese motorcycles;treated by an American doctor,using Brazilian medicines.This is sent to you by an American,using Bill Gates's technology,and you're probably reading this on your computer,that use Taiwanese chips,and a Korean monitor,assembled by Bangladeshi workersin a Singapore plant,transported by Indian lorry-drivers,hijacked by Indonesians,unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....That, my friends, is Globalization
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but don"t start anything."
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Re:Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

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Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

 

Question: How come?

 

Answer: An English princess

with an Egyptian boyfriend

crashes in a French tunnel,

driving a German car

with a Dutch engine,

driven by a Belgian who was drunk

on Scottish whisky,

followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,

on Japanese motorcycles;

treated by an American doctor,

using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by an American,

using Bill Gates's technology,

and you're probably reading this on your computer,

that use Taiwanese chips,

and a Korean monitor,

assembled by Bangladeshi workers

in a Singapore plant,

transported by Indian lorry-drivers,

hijacked by Indonesians,

unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,

and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....

 

That, my friends, is Globalization

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I"ll serve you,
but don"t start anything."
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Re:Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Date Posted:02/05/2005 5:16 AMCopy HTML

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Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?Answer: Princess Diana's death.Question: How come?Answer: An English princesswith an Egyptian boyfriendcrashes in a French tunnel,driving a German carwith a Dutch engine,driven by a Belgian who was drunkon Scottish whisky,followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,on Japanese motorcycles;treated by an American doctor,using Brazilian medicines.This is sent to you by an American,using Bill Gates's technology,and you're probably reading this on your computer,that use Taiwanese chips,and a Korean monitor,assembled by Bangladeshi workersin a Singapore plant,transported by Indian lorry-drivers,hijack
Hmmmmmm ??????
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Re:Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

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Reply to : IamCrissyQuestion: What is the truest definition of Globalization?Answer: Princess Diana's death.Question: How come?Answer: An English princesswith an Egyptian boyfriendcrashes in a French tunnel,driving a German carwith a Dutch engine,driven by a Belgian who was drunkon Scottish whisky,followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,on Japanese motorcycles;treated by an American doctor,using Brazilian medicines.This is sent to you by an American,using Bill Gates's technology,and you're probably reading this on your computer,that use Taiwanese chips,and a Korean monitor,assembled by Bangladeshi workersin a Singapore plant,transported by Indian lorry-drivers,hijackHmmmmmm ??????
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Re:Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

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with all the jokes etc on here, Crissy, i just laughed my butt off over your post. sad thing was after i stopped laughing i sat there read it again, and then realize it is the truth.

 

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Re:Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Date Posted:02/06/2005 12:30 AMCopy HTML

Yep!!! Everbody was involved but the "Martians"!!!


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