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pete379
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I'm an ArmadilloOKRA Dec 22 - Jan 20Although you appear crude, you are actually very slick on the inside. Okra have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back over his life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. Stay away from Moon Pies.CHITLIN Jan 21 - Feb 19Chitlins often come from humble backgrounds. Many times they're uncomfortable talking about just where they came from. A chitlin, however, can make something of himself if he's motivated and has plenty of seasoning. When it comes to dealing with Chitlins, be very careful. Chitlins can burn and then erupt like Vesuvius, and this can make for a really terrible mess. Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra. Remember that when marriage time rolls around.BOLL WEEVIL Feb 20 - Mar 20You have an overwhelming curiosity. You're unsatisfied with the surface of things, and you feel the need to bore deep into the interior of everything. Needless to say, you are very intense and driven as if you had some inner hunger. Nobody in their right mind is going to marry you, so don't worry about it.MOON PIE Mar 21 - Apr 20You're the type that spends a lot of time on the front porch. It's a cinch to recognize the physical appearance of Moon Pies. "Big" and "round" are the key words here. You should marry anybody who you can get remotely interested in the idea. It's not going to be easy. This might be the year to think about aerobics. Maybe not.POSSUM Apr 21 - May 21When confronted with life's difficulties, possums have a marked tendency to withdraw and develop a "don't - bother - me - about - it" attitude. Sometimes you become so withdrawn, people actually think you're dead. This strategy is probably not psychologically healthy, but seems to work for you. One day, however, it won't work, and you may find your problems actually running you over.CRAWFISH May 22 - Jun 21Crawfish is a water sign. If you work in an office, you're always hanging around the water cooler. Crawfish prefer the beach to the mountains, the pool to the golf course, the bathtub to the living room. You tend not to be particularly attractive physically, but you have very, very good heads.COLLARDS Jun 22- Jul 23Collards have a genius for communication. They love to get in the "melting pot" of life and share their essence with the essences of those around them. Collards make good social workers, psychologists, and baseball managers. As far as your personal life goes, if you are Collards, stay away from Moon Pies. It just won't work. Save yourself a lot of heartache.CATFISH Jul 24 - Aug 23Catfish are traditionalists in matters of the heart, with one exception: Whiskers may cause problems for loved ones. You catfish are never easy people to understand. You prefer the muddy bottoms to the clear surface of life. Above all else, Catfish should stay away from Moon Pies.GRITS Aug 24 - Sep 23Your highest aim is to be with others like yourself. You like to huddle together with a big crowd of other Grits. You love to travel, though, so maybe you should think about joining a club. Where do you like to go? Anywhere they have cheese or gravy or bacon or butter or eggs. If you can go somewhere where they have all these things, that serves you well.BOILED PEANUTS Sep 24 - Oct 23You have a passionate desire to help your fellow man. Unfortunately, those who know you best - your friends and loved ones - may find that your personality is much too salty, and their criticism will probably affect you deeply because you are really much softer than you appear. You should go right ahead and marry anybody you want to because in a certain way, yours is a charmed life. On the road of life, you can be sure that people will always pull over and stop for you.BUTTER BEAN Oct 24 - Nov 22Always invite a Butter Bean because Butter Beans get along well with everybody. You, as a Butter Bean, should be proud. You've grown on the vine of life and you feel at home no matter what the setting. You can sit next to anybody. However, you, too, shouldn't have anything to do with Moon Pies.ARMADILLO Nov 23 - Dec 21You have a tendency to develop a tough exterior, but you are actually quite gentle. A good evening for you? Old friends, a fire, some roots, fruit, worms and insects. You are a throwback. You're not concerned with today's fashions and trends. You're not concerned with anything about today. You're really almost prehistoric in your interests and behavior patterns. You probably want to marry another Armadillo, but Possum is another, somewhat kinky, mating possibility.
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Re:Horoscope For Southerners

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now what in the world is this all about?  is the the Redneck version of a horoscope?/////

 

regardless, I am a crawfish

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I"ll serve you,
but don"t start anything."
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Re:Horoscope For Southerners

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now what in the world is this all about? is the the Redneck version of a horoscope?/////regardless, I am a crawfish
Just like the Icey one, both of you with those little pinchers  used when least expected.
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I'm a Crawfish as well-wanna feel my pinchers???
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Re:Horoscope For Southerners

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I'm a Crawfish as well-wanna feel my pinchers???
SICK PUPPY !!!!!!!!!!!!
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horoscope? sounds more like a

HORRORSCOPE

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Some years ago when I was a poor college girl, I took a job taking care of a man with Parkinsons.  He was sharp as a tack, but some of his motor skills had suffered from the disease.  Three of his fingers on both hands had contracted to the point of immobility, leaving the thumb and the index finger with dexterity.  He would often ask me to bend down and pick up the book he had dropped on the floor.....With my back turned and tush in the air, he would proceed to pinch me with those little "pinchers" of his.

Yes, I was wearing a little nurse skirt....yes I was 19 and blonde...and yes...I drove a crappy car....

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{dream away}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

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Yes,I was wearing a little nurse skirt....yes I was 19 and blonde...and yes...I drove a crappy car....{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{dream away}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

Yep, Yep, Yep. ...My day just got a whole lot better

Nurse Crissy, in her little skirt, (or scrubs) and her nursey clogs

next treatment I can now just close my eyes and smile

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Re:Horoscope For Southerners

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Reply to : IamCrissyYes,I was wearing a little nurse skirt....yes I was 19 and blonde...and yes...I drove a crappy car....{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{dream away}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}Yep, Yep, Yep. ...My day just got a whole lot betterNurse Crissy, in her little skirt, (or scrubs) and her nursey clogsnext treatment I can now just close my eyes and smile


 

OMG wipe your frickin chin already

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Some years ago when I was a poor college girl, I took a job taking care of a man with Parkinsons. He was sharp as a tack, but some of his motor skills had suffered from the disease. Three of his fingers on both hands had contracted to the point of immobility, leaving the thumb and the index finger with dexterity. He would often ask me to bend down and pick up the book he had dropped on the floor.....With my back turned and tush in the air, he would proceed to pinch me with those little "pinchers" of his.Yes,I was wearing a little nurse skirt....yes I was 19 and blonde...and yes...I drove a crappy car....{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{dream away}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

Sexy thing-you told me that story a couple of times!

*squirt*

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Re:Horoscope For Southerners

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The big dog is hits center mass again....ROTGLMAO.....Boll Weevil!!!!!???? Not me.....



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