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pete379
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Date Posted:03/27/2005 9:50 PMCopy HTML

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at22 MPH. He thinks to himself "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies - two in the front seat and three in the back - wide eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?" "Ma'am," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers." "Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly...Twenty two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly. The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error. "But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask...Is everyone in this car ok? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time." the officer asks. "Oh, they'll be alright in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119."
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Re:Grandma's driving

Date Posted:03/28/2005 12:01 AMCopy HTML

why 5 old WOMEN????
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I"ll serve you,
but don"t start anything."
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Re:Grandma's driving

Date Posted:03/28/2005 12:36 AMCopy HTML

Reply to : IamCrissy

why 5 old WOMEN????

picky picky picky, to some, my darling Crissy, you and Ice are considered "old women"

that was just the way it was written.

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Re:Grandma's driving

Date Posted:03/28/2005 12:40 AMCopy HTML

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why 5 old WOMEN????

Try this then................

The waitress was tired of this one biker always hitting on her, so she came up with a plan. "I'll tell ya what, stud. I'll have sex with ya on two conditions. First, it'll cost ya 50 bucks. Second, you have to guarantee me that bells will ring and lights will flash." He smiled, handed her $50 and led her over to the pinball machine.

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Re:Grandma's driving

Date Posted:03/29/2005 1:48 AMCopy HTML

yuckyuckyuck
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I"ll serve you,
but don"t start anything."
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Re:Grandma's driving

Date Posted:04/02/2005 9:21 AMCopy HTML

LMAO...You guys always cheer me up!!


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