|Title: CHET THE SINGING PARROT|
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Date Posted：11/30/2005 8:28 PMCopy HTML
my xmas contribution.guy looking for a unique gift for his girl sees a sign outisde a pet shop about chet who is a singing parrot. guy goes in and is told parrot never talks but only sings xmas carrols. guy ask for a demo so employee light a smatch and puts in under one of the parrot's feet and he sings jingle bells. when the employee puts the match under the other foot parrot switches to silent night. guy buys parot and takes it home to his girl. he shows her what he does. the girl saids what happens if we put the match between his feet? so the guy does and the parrot begins singingCHET'S NUTS ROASTING OVER AN OPEN FIRE
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Re：CHET THE SINGING PARROT
Date Posted：12/01/2005 11:59 PMCopy HTML
My friend growing up had a talking Myna bird...It said so many funny things. When you sat down next to it he would yell
"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Light up your smoke and a snuff to you"! Her dad also taught it to tell her to shut up.....she really hated that bird after a while.
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I"ll serve you,
but don"t start anything."