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Date Posted:04/08/2005 9:59 AMCopy HTML

Defense Attorney: What is your age?Little old Woman: I am 86 years old.Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you?Little old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.Defense Attorney: Did you know him?Little old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?Little old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?Little old Woman: No, I didn't stop him.Defense Attorney: Why not?Little old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away some 30 years ago.Defense Attorney: What happened next?Little old Woman: He began to rub my breasts.Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?Little old Woman: No, I did not stop him.Defense Attorney: Why not?Little old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!Defense Attorney: What happened next?Little old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just laid down and said to him..."Take me ...young man...Take me!"Defense Attorney: Did he take you?Little old Woman: Hell, no. He just yelled, "April Fool!"..And that's when I shot the little bastard
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Re:April fool.

Date Posted:04/09/2005 12:11 AMCopy HTML

good for her!
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I"ll serve you,
but don"t start anything."
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Date Posted:04/09/2005 7:42 AMCopy HTML

I had a feeling that story was going to wind up with a bang.

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Re:April fool.

Date Posted:04/12/2005 10:31 AMCopy HTML

ROTGLMAO!!! That was a good one.....So.... I haven't heard from Icey in a while...Hmmmmm....
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Re:April fool.

Date Posted:04/18/2005 9:42 PMCopy HTML

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ROTGLMAO!!! That was a good one.....So.... I haven't heard from Icey in a while...Hmmmmm....
Due to circumstances beyond her control (me) her CPU has been in pieces for a while, so she is sharing with lil ones, hard to keep things private. Her new unit is on it's way, not to worry.
Do I look like a care?
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Reply to : sneakydude2000ROTGLMAO!!! That was a good one.....So.... I haven't heard from Icey in a while...Hmmmmm....Due to circumstances beyond her control (me) her CPU has been in pieces for a while, so she is sharing with lil ones, hard to keep things private. Her new unit is on it's way, not to worry.
Thanks pete!!! I know how that is. I will be out of commision for a bit myself with us moving...
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Date Posted:04/21/2005 11:55 AMCopy HTML

What happened to her CPU?  And by who's hand?

And why???

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What happened to her CPU? And by who's hand?And why???

I have to say, it was one of the funniest moments I have wittnessed in a while............

 

"I can move your desk without moving your puter" *CRASH, BANG, CRUNCH* awwww SH^T, *&%$#%&^   as it bounces down 2 flights of stairs and comes to rest in the dogs water bowls.

My husband, I think I'll keep him  

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Re:April fool.

Date Posted:05/09/2005 10:22 PMCopy HTML

OUCH!

 

You don't even want to know what would have happened in this house if THAT had happened!

 

You were very missed...hope the computer is fixed and you can stop sneaking on the kids computer now!

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Date Posted:05/10/2005 1:52 AMCopy HTML

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OUCH!You don't even want to know what would have happened in this house if THAT had happened!You were very missed...hope the computer is fixed and you can stop sneaking on the kids computer now!

 Got a new unit out of the deal, and since the HD wasn't hurt, it has now become a 300g external, he just needs to finish installing software,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,if he ever gets home, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

JL, there is rumblings about a "Liberty Run" this July (Liberty Island), any chance you guys got room for a couple tired Bikers? The dog is house trained, I promise



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