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dennisthemence
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Date Posted:07/25/2006 8:59 PMCopy HTML

a zoo in alabama had an out of control female gorilla. the vet said she is just in heat and needs male counterpart. since the zoo did not have any male gorillas around they decided to offer the maintenance guy (a definite redneck) a chance to have sex with the gorilla for 500.00.the maintenance guy said let me think about this and he came back couple hours later and said he would but he had 3 issues:1. i am not going to kiss the gorilla on the lips. the zoo owners agreed to this2. i don;t want anybody knowing about this but us. again the owners agree3. the guy said can you wait for another week. why they ask? he repliedi don;t have the $500.00 right now
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Re:ALABAMA ZOO

Date Posted:07/26/2006 7:27 AMCopy HTML

here's a cute one for you:

Two young boys walk into a pharmacy one day, pick out a box of Tampax and proceed to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asks the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"

"Eight," the boy replies.

The man continues, "Do you know what these are used for?"

"Not exactly," the boy says. "But they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now he can't do either one."


 

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I"ll serve you,
but don"t start anything."
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Re:ALABAMA ZOO

Date Posted:07/26/2006 8:01 PMCopy HTML

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! good one

 

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Re:ALABAMA ZOO

Date Posted:10/14/2006 10:04 PMCopy HTML

Yep!! Well Dennis, most of us in Bama would have done it for $450!!LMAO!!
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Re:ALABAMA ZOO

Date Posted:10/29/2006 2:40 AMCopy HTML

sneaky!!!  How ya been sexyman???
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I"ll serve you,
but don"t start anything."
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Re:ALABAMA ZOO

Date Posted:01/14/2012 12:48 AMCopy HTML


Hey Crissy!! been a few years, set ya a Private Message!


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